Starfleet Command 2020
I think that it is time to introduce ourselves. This is Starfleet Command, you sleeping sheep, and I'm the captain of these babies. Welcome to 2020. Mr. Donald Trump is the 46th president of the United States of America; since 1930, we live in the United Federation of Planets, but everything has been censored. Adolf Hitler never lost the war, you lost the war, and we are here to take over and rebuild what they destroyed. It took you this long to open up your eyes. Screw you. You have a hell lot to learn, and this is the only place to learn. Go and get them!
Beck Martin, you fucking idiots. Fuck You all! Merry fucking Christmas, you fucking idiots! Heaven!